radioactivepapertowns:

dragonflycup:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

• a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
• a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

you can do this girl

be as resilient as your vagina

shine bright like a ‘gina

what did I just read

My penis hurts after reading this

-motion:

showers-and-sunshinee:

collar-and-hipbones:

st-orm:

violacciocca:

serene-oasis:

wahlnut:

violacciocca:

ciaba-t-tia

Have to reblog this as I am extremely jealous! One day, I will have a book shelf as big as this!

Me too. 

reminds me of alaska’s life’s library.

i badly need something like this

i thought of alaska too

alaska is shit pls stop

Nouis fist bump. (x)

slammingniall:

x

larry-liferuiners:

wtvrvic:

three different people saw it and took three different photos its not fake

this was what i needed to see before i reblogged.

thefunniestpost:

Hysterical Blog!

foxnewsofficial:

one time in class a girl asked me which hand i masturbated with and i pointed to my best friend’s hand and now that i think about it that might be why people think we’re gay